Whoopi Told Me So

The View. You know, Barbara Walters, Joy the funny red-head, the pregnant blonde, Sherri the little fire-cracker, and Whoopi. Here's the deal; for all of you who bite your nails, think again. Part of Whoopi's example raised the question; How often do you wash your hands after you wipe? And by "wipe" I'm talking about what you think I'm talking about. Lord help me I hope we're all washing our hands after we've delved into that dark and dank place but even when we do wash, (the catcher) unless you're using a nail brush to clean under your nails, you're pretty much munchin' on your own poopandpeeeeeeeyuck! Nast! *Shivers*

So make a pact with yourself to stop the nail-biting. Take your recycling elsewhere.

*Also, you don't wanna look like this guy----------------------------^^